Media File I
11 January

Here is the first of this year's media files wherein we catch up with what's been going on in various media.

Gay shenanikins took place on The Bill over the New Year as predicted. Bridegroom PC and friend sergeant were discovered in bed together after the stag night. Everyone was very careful to say that they had not had sex. But then Clinton "did not have sex with That Woman". I'd hate to smoke one of his cigars, mind you. Still, it all gave Scott Neal the chance to show off how the gym has rounded and tautened his gluteus maximus.

One of my presents to Ross this Christmas was videos of Dune which we first watched last year. Once more, we particularly liked watching Matt Keeslar who plays Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen and think that you will too. He looks good in real life as well.

Down in New Zealand, the cast of Lord of the Rings seem to have had a gay old time of it around the time of the world premier. How about this for an interesting little threesome? Viggo Mortensen hugs Orlando Bloom; Orlando Bloom gives Dominic Monaghan a piggy back; Dominic Monaghan tongues Viggo Mortensen.

And then Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom seem terribly pleased to see each other.

Footballers' Wives is back on our TV screens. Last year, within 15 minutes, we had seen a row of arses and Gary Lucy's nob. This year it was all very above the waistband only. What a waste!