Top totty for the early 21st Century.
Young Philip spent his late teens on our television screen in Channel Four's Brookside as young scally, Pinhead. However, it was only as this soap reached its terminal death throws that he came to our attention in this Journal.
Because that's when he started geting his kit off for gay magazines.
Then began the celebrity television appearances starting with The Match in 2004
which featured a massage sequence that gave us a tantalising glimpse of the swell of
those ripe buttocks.
Phil was back on The Match again this year and, dear Lord, just look at how those speedos show off that peachy backside, particularly when compared to the other specimens.
Of course, Phil had been no stranger to speedos as his appearance in The Games
demonstrated.
The site of him ascending that high diving board and then plunging (often in slow
motion) into the pool kept a nation entranced for a number of evenings in May.
And there was the controversial pop-out moment - although another
Phil claims that his monitor is not high
definition enough to be able to discern this cock up.
Unseen on these pages before, there was also a sumo wrestling section and weightlifting. Never before has a man looked so good in a green nappy or green lycra.
Now we bring you the stunning news that there is to be a Philip Olivier calendar for 2006. This will feature the munchkin in various staged poses of undress.
And, yes, he will be climbing into the shower.
And, yes, he will be dropping that towel at last.
And, sweet Mother of God, let's bring you a closer look at that.
No, a really close look.
Ah, pure pleasure.
