We pass through life with many definitions around us all the time
For example, I concur with the idea that adulthood is defined by taking responsibility for your own meals and your own health and sustenance.
One way to define Costa's range of milk-related products for their coffees is to use the letters of their name as the initials of five options.
The has been some alleged surprise at Azda's range of festive lubes (but probably a lot more jocular hilarity) and particularly at the items which "tingle all the way" and "help Santa up the chimney". Schoolboy tee hee there I feel.
Danny came to visit. We used lube but not from Azda.
I thought we could play at World Cup. He got to be Argentina. I played as Saudi Arabia.
That way, I got to come from behind in a thrilling finish.
And Danny just came everywhere.
David Brooks has popped up in Qatar, supporting the Welsh football team. I'm not sure that he's kidding anyone by arranging to be snapped with two female fans but his appearance is now defined by the growing beard.
Curtis Jones is well out of the limelight these days, unfortunately, and so photographs of him in action are rare. This item, captured during training offers me the sort of viewpoint from which a thousand fantasies are made.
I do feel that the photographer here deserves an award for realising that they were in the right place at the right time to capitalise on the way that the shape of the football mirrors the voluptuous definition of Eden Hazard's backside.
I'm also indebted to photographers throughout the opening stages of the World Cup for introducing me to the lush curvature of Pablo Gavi's cheeks (he plays for Barcelona and Spain if you are keen to catch any more top notch Spanish buttock action).
Sticking with top class asses but swerving away from football to the world of acting...
Tom Holland's ass has remained a recurring treat since the summer of 2017 with Spider-Man: Homecoming. Cinematographers and photographers have combined to present us with outstanding visual entertainment over that period and, presumably, young Mr Holland has been a willing participant in the game of flaunting his physique whilst it is defined by his early prime.
Nevertheless, there have been tricks. I'm familiar with the image below on the left but the one on the right is, in fact, the original. The uncoloured mesh gave the actor's body a chance to breath a little in the otherwise stifling costume. However, the men who take the decisions felt that, while the uncoloured mesh provided excellent ventillation, it also provided just a little too much accentuation and so veered towards being unseemly. The solution was to go for some pre-release colouring. And who came up with that defining statement that "the camera never lies"?
