TV Totty
17 February
Well, there seems to be quite a lot of totty on the television at the moment.
Not that I watch any of it but these visual delights come my way via the medium of the Internet - praise be.
For example, you may remember that young teenage boxer, Anthony Ogogo, graced our screens earlier this year in Celebrity Big Brother Hijack. Well, he's not been slacking since.
He's been posing for photographs for gay magazine Attitude - sans skivvies. And, somehow or other, the television cameras were close on hand. Bless.
And here we also have the answer to the age old question - how many gay men do you need to take a photograph of a handsome, naked young man? Answer -
Loads!!
Anthony has also been doing a David Beckham and giving himself over to some fashion photography - this time with his skivvies on and, very noticeably, they are Mr Armani's best, ball-lifting bloomers.
Meanwhile, ITV is keeping the lads agog with Dancing on Ice.
This features Mr Chris Fountain, late of Hollyoaks.
He appears to sport quite a lot of chest hair, rather pert buttocks and a well padded codpiece. This will not influence the judges but cannot harm his chances with the voters.
His own personal website, however, would appear to show that he enjoys many different forms of bonding with his male friends.
Sandwich anyone? Chicken on rye? Extra mayonnaise?
The show also features Mr Gareth Gates, who once upon a time back in 2002, had a career as a pop singer.
However, what with the see-through tops and the perky nipples, and despite the hairy pits, he probably needs to go for poses that are a little butcher.
Elsewhere in media/celeb land...
We liked the fact that Steven Gerrard made a bit of an ass of himself against Chelsea.
And can we be quite clear that we don't mention the FA Cup.
We don't like the fact that you can now purchase a Wentworth Miller doll. And we certainly don't like the fact that it is almost impossible to tell apart from the real thing.
We do like the fact that Mika is not afraid to show off his chest rug.
Furthermore, we like John Barrowman's choice of garments to wear under his kilt.
We also thought that he was quite intrepid visiting CERN in Switzerland.
Horrific thought of the week is the possibility of this singing duo actually getting it together.